I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Less talking, more tequila
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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