I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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