I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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