It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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