I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
