Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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