Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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