I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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