I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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