Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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