So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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