I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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