just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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