i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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