Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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