well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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