Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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