I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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