we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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