I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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