he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
