you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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