My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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