I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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