Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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