Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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