So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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