You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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