Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Randomize
