Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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