I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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