Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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