I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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