If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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