WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Girls should come with a carfax report
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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