she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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