I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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