____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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