were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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