Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
how drunk are you?
Several
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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