I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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