Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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