Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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