The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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