windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i dont even know how to be here
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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