Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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