it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I need you to use more vowels.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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