I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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