I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Congratulations! We have a period
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