Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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