Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
