Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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