Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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