i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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